color palette, inspired by: my soul

zevri:

what’s cooler than being cool?

using your turn signal

kirschtein-sexual:

(Go on FF.net or AO3 for about 5 minutes and:)

EVERYBODY PLEASE I CHALLENGE YOU NOT TO GET A BINGO

tomhazeldine:

And in that moment we were the apple guy.

hannibal: how would you kill me?
will: i'd do it with my hands
hannibal: haha, and then what? ;)

A Great Big World - Already Home (Starring Darren Criss & Jessica Szohr)

JESSE EISENBERG: People on the street say mean things to me.
INTERVIEWER: Like what?
JESSE EISENBERG: I get called Napoleon Dynamite because I have curly hair. I live in New York City and I ride a bicycle. I always bike down 9th Avenue and there’s this kid who goes to school there named Abraham. Every time I pass him, he calls me Napoleon Dynamite. He screams it out and his friends laugh. That was a fine movie but I wasn’t in it.
INTERVIEWER: What do you say back?
JESSE EISENBERG: I say, “Please, Abraham, I’m not that man.”

mind-of-a-writer:

squearnish:

"i don’t need to write that down, i’ll rememb—" 

do NOT

A guide for college lectures

legfruit:

if i was meryl streep i’d make sure every fucker on the planet knew i was meryl streep.  i’d call up the pizza place like “hello, i’d like some pizza, for me, meryl streep.  i am meryl streep.  please deliver the pizza to meryl streep’s house, on meryl street.  thank you, from me, meryl streep.”

daccodacc:

I laughed so hard no sound came out

stand-up-comic-gifs:

He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)

twlboaj:

on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents

aausten