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A guide for college lectures
if i was meryl streep i’d make sure every fucker on the planet knew i was meryl streep. i’d call up the pizza place like “hello, i’d like some pizza, for me, meryl streep. i am meryl streep. please deliver the pizza to meryl streep’s house, on meryl street. thank you, from me, meryl streep.”
I laughed so hard no sound came out
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
on a scale from Matilda to Carrie how well do you handle having telekinesis and terrible parents
Hemingway makes your writing bold and clear.
Basically the coolest little tool to have as a writer.
This is awesome!!!
Finnick ties knots